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Although exorcising corpses is mysterious, it was not uncommon in this period. On the contrary, because of the chaos in the world, many people in the village were sent back by exorcising corpses.

It's just that it's the first time for Qingqing to see the corpse-hunting team with her own eyes, so after being afraid, she's more curious.

"Let's go, let's go over and say hello, ha ha."

Master Yixiu was in a good mood. He had been away for more than half a year, and he still missed the four-eyed Taoist priest.

"Hey, I don't know if my nose will be crooked when I see me with four eyes."

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Chapter 87 Four Eyes: Ah Yi, Turn His Apprentice Up!

Master Yixiu is also very familiar to everyone, that is, Mr. Wu.

He has created many classic supporting characters, the most famous of which is Yan Chixia.

"Haha, four eyes, long time no see, you haven't changed at all."

Master Yixiu came to Simu, and greeted Taoist Simu with a smile.

The four-eyed Daoist had a stern face, not giving Master Yixiu a good face, and said bluntly.

"Hmph, I'm not like you. I stick to my heart and never forget my original heart."

Master Yixiu was taken aback when he heard the words, and smiled knowingly when he saw his apprentice was sizing up his four eyes.

"Qingqing, come to meet the Taoist priest."

"Oh, good morning, Daoist."

"Master, he is the Taoist priest with four eyes that you often mention."

"Yes."

"Why, what did you say to me!"

Daoist Simu couldn't suppress the anger all of a sudden, this smelly monk must have said bad things about me.

But this stinking monk actually received such a cute and cute girl as his apprentice, God is really offended.

Lin Yi, who was meditating with his eyes closed to restore his mana, breathed out a foul breath, and opened his eyes helplessly.

"Uncle, what happened?"

"what!"

The four-eyed Taoist turned his head in embarrassment, and was even more embarrassed when he saw Ji Dong.

When he got angry just now, he forgot that Ji Dong was still meditating and resting.

Fortunately, he was not practicing, otherwise he would be a sinner if something happened.

"Hey, four eyes, who is this?"

Master Yixiu and Qingqing had noticed Lin Yi a long time ago, but Master Yixiu was too busy reminiscing with Taoist Simu to ask.

The four-eyed priest restrained his anger, and looked at Yixiu impatiently, he really didn't want to talk to him.

"This is my brother's apprentice, named Lin Yi, and he is the best successor of our Maoshan School."

"Oh!"

Master Yixiu and Qingqing looked at Lin Yi with even more curiosity.

At this time, Ji Dong's appearance was still handsome, his bearing was extraordinary, and because of too much mana consumption, he looked a little weak, and added a bit of bookishness, which made people feel distressed.

Ji Dong was a little shy, "Uncle Shi, I'm not the best hot guy either."

The four-eyed Taoist said firmly, "I said you are you!"

He has already practiced the seventh level of Qi at a young age, even the brothers of their generation may not be able to compare with Ji Dong.

"Simu, how did you become an uncle, and let your nephew help you to remove the corpse? He saw that he had consumed too much mana."

Master Yixiu condemned.

Lin Yi nodded secretly, that's right!

The four-eyed Taoist master was dumbfounded, seriously lacking in confidence, and lost the strength to speak.

"Why, he is my nephew, shouldn't he help me, but you, where did you cheat the apprentice from?"

"No, Daoist, there is no one in my family. Thanks to Master who saved me and accepted me as a disciple, otherwise I don't know what to do."

Talking about herself, Qingqing's tone became a little more disappointed, and she was also full of gratitude to Master Yixiu.

Master Yixiu also sighed.

"Simu, Qingqing's hometown was destroyed because of the war."

"War? Where is the war?"

Hearing the words with four eyes, he asked with a frown.

Fighting means death, and once a person dies, the mortician will be busy, so how can he find his senior brother?

"The two biggest warlords in Danzhou fought. Qingqing's hometown suffered disaster because of relying on an ancient tomb. The whole village was forced to dig the tomb. Unexpectedly, after the tomb was dug, the village suddenly became a battlefield. was shelled."

"This damn world."

The Taoist priest with four eyes cursed, looked at Qingqing with a little more sympathy, and then began to change the subject.

"Qingqing, your master often mentions me to you, what does he say about me?"

"Master said, you are kind-hearted and upright. You have slain demons all your life. You would rather kill mistakes than let them go. You are also considerate to your disciples. Even if your disciples do something wrong, you will not beat or scold you. You will only say that you love you to death. "

Ji Dong felt like throwing up when he heard it. Are you talking about my four-eyed uncle?What a joke.

But the four eyes are long enough to be useful, and the corners of the mouth can't help but rise upwards. The more I look at Qingqing, the more I think this girl is cute and cute.

I didn't expect this smelly monk to know me quite well!

"Great monk, it's your luck to accept such a well-behaved and sensible apprentice."

Master Yixiu also smiled.

"Of course, but your apprentice Jia Le is also good, obedient and filial."

"Hmph, that brat Jia Le, if you don't make me angry, I'll burn the incense."

Four eyes waved and looked at Ji Dong.

"Ayi, how is your recovery?"

"Uncle, there is only such a long way left, you should catch up by yourself."

The corner of Lin Yi's mouth twitched, and he thought to himself.

You still want me to be a cow and a horse, it's impossible!

The four-eyed Taoist smiled awkwardly.

"No problem, I'll come and I will."

After finishing speaking, Daoist Simu helped Ji Dong stand up, then went to the front of the walking corpse team, took off the shrine from the paper figurine that had lost its spirituality, and kicked the paper figurine aside.

At this time, the paper figurine was completely scrapped, shrank and started to ignite spontaneously.

Seeing this scene, Master Yixiu and Qingqing were all surprised.

Master Yixiu suddenly thought of something, and said in surprise, "Simu, is this your Maoshan's paper-tying technique?"

"I didn't expect you, a smelly monk, to have some knowledge. That's right, it's the Maoshan paper-tying technique."

The four-eyed Taoist raised his head proudly.

"When did you know this secret technique? I remember that this secret technique has been lost. I heard that there is a tomb robbery school called Guanshan Taibao. They are good at using paper piercing technique."

His four-eyed old face darkened, and he gave Master Yixiu an angry look.

"Smelly Monk, I advise you to be careful when you speak, the most annoying thing in our Maoshan sect is the tomb robber."

Master Yixiu also knew that he had said something wrong, so he smiled awkwardly.

Not only Taoism is annoying tomb robbers, but Buddhists are also annoying. Tomb robbers disturb the rest of the dead, which is extremely harmful to morality and violates the righteous way.

You must know that there is no balance between good and evil.

Listening to the conversation between his uncle and Master Yixiu, Ji Dong's expression became very strange.

Guanshan Taibao?

Isn't this from Ghost Blowing Lamp?How come this world also has?

"Hey! So cute, is this a fox?"

Qingqing came to Lin Yi's side, looked at the little fox that came out of Lin Yi's arms, and asked in surprise.

Ji Dong came back to his senses, glanced at the little fox, and smiled slightly.

"That's right, this little fox is stupid and stupid."

Woohoo!

The little fox yelled at Ji Dong dissatisfied, but was slapped a few times by Lin Yi's big hand, and immediately narrowed his eyes in enjoyment, and flicked his tail.

Qingqing: "(?ω?)"

Girls like cute cute pets, Qingqing's eyes twinkled with little stars, and she couldn't move her eyes when she saw the little fox in Lin Yi's arms.

"Can I hug it?"

Qingqing looked at Lin Yi longingly.

"Okay, nah."

Lin Yi casually handed the little fox to Qingqing.

Qingqing hugged the little fox carefully, and put her face on the little fox, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing.

It looks like some kind of creature called a cat slave.

The little fox looked at Lin Yi resentfully, trying to break free, but he didn't dare to hurt Qingqing.

"Does it have a name? What is it called?"

"Well, I'm going to call her Susu, Tushan Susu."

"Huh? Susu? Does this name have any meaning?"

Qingqing asked curiously.

"No, I just think this stupid fox is quite worthy of this name."

"Susu, Susu, hee hee, so cute."

The little fox gave up and resisted without love, and at the same time remembered his name.

Tushan Susu!

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The four-eyed Taoist priest jumped up and down in front, and Master Yixiu followed unhurriedly, and the two argued with each other from time to time.

Qingqing followed Lin Yi, hugging little Susu, talking and laughing.

I arrived home before I knew it.

Master Yixiu took the reluctant Qingqing back to his home.

Simu Daochang entered the yard, put down the shrine, and suddenly wrapped his arms around Ji Dong's shoulder mysteriously.

"Ayi, Uncle Master, please ask you one thing."

Ji Dong instantly looked at the four-eyed Taoist priest with a vigilant expression.

"Uncle, what are you going to do first?"

"Hey, it's very simple for you, how about you pry away that smelly monk's apprentice."

"Ah! Pry away?"

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