Sign in at Yizhuang: I am numb to Uncle Jiu

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According to the method recorded in Maoshan Paper-tying Technique, Ji Dong started to get busy.

By the time the barbecue on the fire was sizzling and the aroma of the meat was overflowing, Ji Dong had already refined the evil spirit into a paper soul.

After being refined, the paper soul has an incomplete soul, just like a puppet, it only obeys the master's orders, and because of the incomplete soul, it cannot be reincarnated.

Take out a three-foot-tall armored paper figurine from the system backpack. This armored paper figurine holds a paper knife in its hand and a paper bow on its back. It is lifelike and exquisitely made.

Take out the cinnabar and brush, add a drop of middle finger blood to the cinnabar, and stir well.

After picking up a brush and dipping it in cinnabar, he painted two eyes on the face of the paper figurine.

Putting down the writing brush, Ji Dong opened the small gourd and touched the mouth of the gourd with his fingertips. After a while, he took the gourd away, and there was a faint blue ball of light floating on his fingertips.

This is the soul of paper.

"The supreme pardon, the Tao escapes its true form, rise up!"

With a shout, Ji Dong's fingertips touched the paper figurine's eyebrows, and the paper soul was also drawn into the paper soul's body.

Soon, 20 points of mana in Ji Dong's body disappeared.

The body of the paper man swayed slightly, the eyes glowed red, and then a blue light flashed, the paper man turned into a strong man in armor eight feet tall.

This kind of paper man is infinitely strong and moves swiftly. It is not as rigid as a zombie, but there is one thing that is afraid of water and fire.

Although there is a paper soul, you can cultivate by yourself, but at the lowest level, you will rush to the street when encountering water and fire.

"Very well, you will be called an old ghost from now on."

Ji Dong patted the old ghost on the shoulder, very satisfied with his large figure.

The old ghost stood silently behind Ji Dong, his body exuded a cold radiance, it was the old ghost absorbing the moonlight and cultivating.

To put it bluntly, it is moon energy, which is similar to solar energy.

Bang bang bang!

Suddenly, a rush of beating sounded in the ruined temple.

Lin Yi searched for the sound, and saw that the chef paper figurine who baked rabbits for him was on fire for some reason.

This hanhan is slapping his body quickly.

However, the more the paper figurines became more and more popular, the whole paper figurines were burned up in a short while.

"Oh, luckily the rabbit is baked."

Ji Dong shook his head speechlessly, took the roasted rabbit from the shelf, pulled off the rabbit legs and started eating.

He has entered Danzhou now, and the journey went smoothly without encountering any troubles.

I passed by Tengteng Town yesterday. The town that was sealed by Uncle Nine was still well sealed.

Ever since the unicorn blood was revealed at the check-in, Ji Dong was ready. He might not be able to sign any good things in the next few days. Sure enough, Lin Yi was not disappointed. What the hell were all the check-ins these days.

Super power, weather prediction, can accurately predict tomorrow's weather.

Crazy, what do I need this super power for?Be a weather forecaster?

One hovercraft, not even a pump, give me a deflated hovercraft, blow it with your mouth!

A box of Leng Suan Ling toothpaste, which was quite unexpected. After time travelling, Ji Dong and the others used ointment to brush their teeth. It was the ancestor's version of toothpaste, and they missed the toothpaste of later generations.

There are all kinds of annoying things in the back, such as field kitchen utensils, hiking boots, mountain axes, and diamond rings.

You are a god-level monk system, not a small shop system, what kind of things are you giving?

Ji Dong complained about the system while eating.

Just when Ji Dong was about to finish eating the roasted rabbit, the rain outside the ruined temple stopped.

"Help, help!"

A woman's panicked cries for help came from outside.

Ji Dong chewed the rabbit meat for a moment.

"How can there be a woman crying for help in this wilderness at night?"

Ji Dong felt that his IQ had been insulted.

With a wave of his hand, Lin Yi put the old ghost behind him back into his storage backpack, and walked out of the temple with the roasted rabbit in his hand.

This ruined temple is a mountain temple, the place is not big, there is only a main hall, and a clay statue is enshrined in it. I don't know how long it has been abandoned, and the statue has collapsed long ago.

And Ji Dong knew that it would rain today, so he repaired it, otherwise he would be ruined right now.

As soon as he went out, Ji Dong saw a woman in a white dress staggering towards him.

I don't know what happened to her, her hair was disheveled, her clothes were disheveled, and one sleeve was missing.

After the rain, the sky cleared up, and the cold moonlight shone down, illuminating the girl's arms, which were extraordinarily fair.

"My lord, help my lord, there are bad guys."

The woman seemed to have just seen Ji Dong, showing a look of joy, and then quickly rushed towards Ji Dong.

The corner of Ji Dong's mouth twitched, wanting to complain.

What age is this? Why are the clothes you are wearing so old?

Also, even monsters have to respect and love themselves, just tear off the sleeves, can you turn off the headlight on the right?

A bit dazzling.

The woman finally came to Lin Yi, and she was about to throw herself into Lin Yi's arms as soon as she softened.

However, Ji Dong turned around.

The little lady staggered, missed Ji Dong, and fell to the ground.

"Miss, are you okay, why are you so careless?"

Ji Dong looked at the woman throwing herself on the ground in a daze, and didn't say anything about going up to help her.

"Young master, help me, there are bad guys chasing me."

The woman continued to pretend to be cute and pitiful, her melon seed face was winking, and she still spoke in a clip tone.

After finishing speaking, he pretended to open his heart casually.

"There are bad guys? Where are they?"

Ji Dong didn't pay any attention to the woman on the ground, looking around.

There are trees and shadows around the ruined temple, except for the howling wind at night, there is no sound.

"Really, they were chasing me just now, huh? Where did they go?"

The woman propped herself up and looked back, then showed a dazed look.

I gritted my teeth in my heart, why didn't you come to help me, this brat.

"Girl, it just rained and the ground is dirty and cold. You are dressed so coolly. Don't get sick. Get up quickly."

"Oh, son, my foot hurts so much. It must have been sprained just now. Please help me."

The woman's voice became weaker and weaker, and she rubbed her legs after she finished speaking.

Knead it as you please, don't lift that piece of cloth away?

"Oh, why are you so stupid."

Ji Dong couldn't stand it anymore, he squatted down speechlessly.

The woman was dumbfounded by what Ji Dong said.

Don't you feel sorry for everyone making it so pitiful?Also call me stupid!

Are you a man?

"Just after it rained, you still ran for your life, but your clothes are so clean, do you think I'm a fool?

Also, you thought you were Nie Xiaoqian, a young master. "

Ji Dong curled his lips in disdain, and a demon-suppressing talisman appeared in his hand instantly.

The moment she saw the spell, the woman turned pale with fright, turned around and wanted to run away.

With a snap, the demon-suppressing talisman stuck to her forehead.

In the next second, the woman's body softened, and she fell to the ground, gradually shrinking, and finally turned into a pure white little fox.

"Hey, I can tell at a glance that you are not human anymore, and you still pretend to be with me."

bell bell -

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people avoid!"

Suddenly there was a familiar voice in the distance.

Ji Dong's ears trembled slightly, and he stood up in surprise.

"It won't be so coincidental!"

……

Chapter 84

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people give way!"

Hearing the sound of Sanqing bell and the familiar voice in the distance, Lin Yi stood up with the little fox in his arms.

"Looks like I'm lucky, I ran into Uncle Simu on the way!"

Lin Yi chuckled, and quickly walked towards the sound.

Fox demons are precious these days. Blood can be used as material for drawing symbols, and tail hair can be used as brushes. Because they are spiritual, they are much better than ordinary materials. Therefore, after subduing this little fox demon, Ji Dong did not kill her. Keep it, it works!

"Um, hopscotch?"

Looking at the stones on the ground, the extremely bored Taoist Master Simu became very interested.

"Work without forgetting entertainment, I jump, jump, I continue to dance, we jump with legs apart, we jump forward and then jump backward!"

The four-eyed Taoist leader took the lead, and the customers following him also jumped in sync.

In the dark night, in the woods, the moonlight is cold, and it has just rained, and the mist is hazy.

No matter how you look at this scene, it feels weird.

"Ouch!"

With one foot in the air, Taoist Master Four Eyes slipped off the stone and fell directly on his buttocks. The clients behind him fell to the ground one by one like dominoes.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Standing up, looking at the walking corpse lying on the ground, Daoist Simu apologized dryly with a smile.

Corpses have spirits. People in the business of exorcising corpses value their customers very much. If they do a good job, they will not only earn money, but also accumulate virtue.

If the corpse is damaged, the money earned will be less, and it may also damage the morality.

The four-eyed Taoist priest held the oil lamp in one hand, and drew a curse with the other hand, snapped, and pointed at the head of the walking corpse with the other.

"rise!"

The zombies on the ground immediately stood up following the guidance of the four-eyed priest, and the walking corpses behind them followed each other.

Seeing the neat line of walking corpses, the four-eyed Taoist priest nodded, and then sighed again.

"Oh, I would have brought Jia Le if I knew it earlier, so I don't need to be so tired."

In his arms is a small shrine made of bamboo, and inside is an oil lamp for controlling zombies.

This oil lamp is not an ordinary oil lamp. The lamp oil inside is specially made. As long as the lamp is not extinguished, these zombies will obey the order of the exorcist.

……

Ring ring ring ring——

Following the sound of the Sanqing bell, Ji Dong chased after him.

With the help of the moonlight, Ji Dong saw in the forest ahead, the Taoist priest with four eyes bent over backwards, jumping forward little by little.

Behind him, a series of dead bodies followed his movements, which looked extraordinarily funny.