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Dapaijia urged in a low voice.

Ah Gui couldn't tell because of his suffering, he really wanted to say hell, why couldn't he move his hands.

"Daozhang, hurry up and act, there can be no problems in this play."

Uncle Sheng stood beside Ji Dong, pleading softly.

It is related to the reputation of the troupe and the income of so many people, Uncle Sheng doesn't want to smash the troupe's signboard.

Lin Yi nodded.

Although the ghost on the stage is not bad, but it is too mischievous. He is doing a good job on it. If you like to take a look, just go up and make trouble.

The night before the troupe opened, there was a ghost show, and the show was specially sung for ghosts, and they would also burn incense and make offerings, honoring the ghosts and gods of the four directions, which is regarded as paying tolls.

However, it is a bit wrong to collect tolls from other people and still make trouble.

I saw Ji Dong forming seals with his hands and chanting a mantra in his heart.

"Five-star Zhencai, light Xuanming, disease!"

A golden light flew out from Ji Dong's fingertips, and instantly hit the troublemaker on the stage.

The troublemaker screamed and flew out.

Agui felt his arm loosen, and his hand that was struggling suddenly fell, and it fell directly on Ajia's neck.

hum!

Ajia's eyes darkened, and she lay down on the ground unsteadily.

The musicians on stage were dumbfounded.

what happened?Why did people really fall down?

Agui was also dumbfounded, posing in poses, neither up nor down, what the hell, what a mess!

"Don't be dazed, think of a way!"

A musician reminded with a suppressed voice.

Swish!

Playing tricks, Agui stared at the fainted Ajia on the ground.

"Take you to worship my brother!"

After finishing speaking, he bent down and picked up Ajia who was on the ground, and walked towards the backstage stepping on the drumbeat.

The audience watching the show was also a little confused.

Why is this play different from what I remember?

Did it change?

But this Ximen Qing's death is very realistic, straight up and down the street.

This scene is right, Wu Song hacked Ximen Qing to death, just to worship Wu Dalang.

People in the audience justified their arguments and applauded enthusiastically one by one.

Uncle Sheng let out a sigh of relief. Although there were some minor flaws, the play finally went smoothly.

"Master Daoist, I'll go to the backstage to have a look, please sit down for a while."

Ji Dong nodded, fiddling with a small gourd in his hand.

The people on the stage withdrew, but the troublemaker who flew out couldn't leave.

Ji Dong's beating just now made him numb and weak, and he didn't even have the strength to stand up.

"The supreme pardon order, take your lonely soul, sick!"

Ji Dong opened the stopper of the gourd, pointed the mouth of the gourd at the troublemaker, and tapped the gossip yin-yang fish pattern on the back of the gourd with his right hand.

Immediately afterwards, the troublemaker on the stage screamed and flew towards the gourd. His body became smaller and smaller, and he was finally put into the gourd.

Afterwards, Ji Dong covered the gourd, and put the gourd back into the system backpack with a smile.

This gourd was made by Ji Dong himself, and it was named Guijianchou. It was the first time he took it out and used it today, and the effect was quite good.

……

Chapter 81 Prepare to wash bones and burial, subdue evil ghosts one after another.

After Ajia in the backstage woke up, she came up to sing a few more times, and everything went well. Uncle Feng returned to Lin Yi's side and accompanied him to watch the show.

Until ten o'clock in the evening, the curtain came to an end, and the people in the theater left one after another.

When everyone was gone, Uncle Sheng and Uncle Fa, the leader of the class, brought big names Jia and Agui to Lin Yi's place to thank Lin Yi.

"Lin Daochang, thank you so much today."

"Yes, Lin Daochang, if it weren't for you, the signboard of our Jiayi Troupe would have been smashed today."

Big name Jia also came up, apologizing sincerely.

"Daozhang, today I am confused and ignorant, I apologize to you."

After finishing speaking, Da Pai Jia bowed to Lin Yi, held the teacup above his head with both hands, and held it in front of Lin Yi.

Ever since the big name Jia became a big name, he has never confessed his mistakes to anyone.

But today the big name Jia is willing.

It's okay to be cowardly, the nightmare this afternoon was simply too terrifying, it scared him to pee his pants, he didn't want to have this kind of nightmare again in the future.

Lin Yi raised his eyebrows and smiled, looked at the teacup in Ajia's hand, and took it after a few seconds.

Feeling a light touch on his hand, Da Pai Jia knew that Ji Dong had forgiven him, so he straightened up and smiled.

After taking a sip of tea, Ji Dong put the teacup aside.

"A gentleman once said that to learn art, learn morality first, and to act first, to be a man. This sentence is for you. In the future, you can't be too arrogant in your life."

"Yes, yes, the Taoist priest is right."

The big name Jia didn't dare to refute at all, and quickly said yes. As for whether he listened to it or not, Ji Yi didn't care.

"Uncle Sheng, troupe master, I need your troupe's help with something."

Lin Yi looked at Uncle Sheng and the class leader, and said with a smile.

"Where is the Daoist talking about? Why do you want to help? Directly order."

The head teacher said with a smile.

Ji Dong did such a big favor to the troupe today, they owed favors, and it was only natural that Ji Dong asked them to do things.

"There are two corpses under the Changcailou stage, please help me dig them out."

"what!"

Everyone was startled, the bones were dug up at night!

"What? Don't worry, one of the two ghosts below was taken in by me, and the other was seriously injured by me. Now they can't move, and they won't come out to harm anyone."

Everyone looked at each other with strange expressions.

If you don't say whether it will harm people or not, this matter is quite scary.

"Agui, take your brothers with you."

Uncle Sheng stood up and said to Agui.

"Yes, Uncle Sheng."

Agui nodded, and asked the Venerable Master to work on the guy.

Lin Yi has watched the movie "Man Scares Ghosts" several times. Even though it has been 18 years, Lin Yi still remembers it very clearly.

There are two corpses under the stage, the troublemaker was making trouble on the stage, Uncle Sheng and others pretended to be Bao Gong, interrogated the ghost at night, and asked the reason for the incident, but was interrupted by Jia Dapai, who came home late drunk, and only listened to half of the sentence .

As a result, Agui and the others dug up the bones of the evil ghost instead of the troublemaker, which caused the evil ghost to come to the door and make a big fuss. Afterwards, everyone worked together to subdue the ghost.

The reason why I am deeply impressed by this drama is that it is rare for Uncle Nine to play an ordinary person who does not have magic power, and he dares to toughen evil ghosts only by relying on some methods of restraining ghosts.

Although he was beaten badly, he had a great record.

……

There were dozens of people in the theatrical troupe, and the troupe master found some strong ones, and they took turns to dig under the stage.

After digging a three-meter-deep pit, the two skeletons were finally assembled.

Looking at the bones in the two big bamboo baskets, it was strange.

"Master Dao, the bones have been dug out, what should we do next?"

Ji Dong took out the small gourd from his pocket and opened it.

Everyone saw a puff of blue smoke coming out of the gourd, and then turned into an ugly ghost.

"Finally came out, Daoist, I know I was wrong, please don't kill me."

The troublemaker fell to his knees with a plop and kowtowed to Ji Dong for mercy.

Surrounded by people from the theater troupe, they subconsciously took a few steps back when they saw this scene.

"This is a ghost!"

"Looks scary enough."

"This Xiaodao leader is so handsome!"

"Sister Li, don't be an idiot, and don't even look at what time it is."

"Stop yelling. If I want to kill you, I would have done it long ago. Find out which bones are yours, pick them out, and I'll have someone wash your bones and bury them."

Hearing Ji Dong's words, the troublemaker was taken aback for a moment, and then became very excited.

"Thank you Daoist, thank you Daoist, thank you Daoist!"

The troublemaker kowtowed to Ji Dong three more times before picking his own bones.

"Daozhang, what the hell is this? Why is it so ugly?"

Sister Li is the veteran of the troupe. She has been with the troupe leader since she was a child, and she is an old girl until now. The troupe has changed several times, but she hasn't left.

Coupled with her pungent personality and senior qualifications, other people usually call her Miss Li for face, and even the big name Jia also gives her some face.

"Hey, let me introduce myself."

"Yes, yes, I am from Chaozhou. I was hacked to death by gangsters 300 years ago, and my body was divided into seven parts. Because there was no one to save me, I became a lonely ghost.

Today, I was lucky enough to meet a kind Taoist priest who restrained my bones and offered to save me. I am so happy, woo woo woo. "

The ghost's cry was really ugly, and the people around covered their ears with bitter faces.

At this moment, a strange wind suddenly appeared in Changcai Building, which made the tables and chairs crooked, and people couldn't stand stably.

"Smelly Taoist priest, you have the guts to dig up my bones!"

A dull and horrifying voice sounded from all around, causing everyone in the troupe to change their expressions in fright.

"Hehe, old ghost, I thought you didn't dare to show yourself?"

Lin Yi smiled lightly, and looked towards the stage.

This old ghost finally showed up, and Lin Yigang was still wondering how long this old ghost would be cowardly.

"Hmph, stinky Taoist priest, I let you go, but I didn't expect you to be relentless. I will kill you today, so die!"

The strong evil ghost showed its figure, its black ghost body had knotted muscles, its hands were like monster claws, shining coldly, and it flew towards Lin Yi shouting.

Ji Dong took his time and slowly raised his right hand, aiming his palm at the flying evil spirit.

As I said at the beginning, Ji Dong's cheat system has three functions.

One is a daily lottery, the other is a storage backpack, and the last is quick casting. You only need to put a skill in it, and you don't need to cast a spell and chant a spell, and you can directly activate it with mana to release the skill.

"Remember what you eat but not what you eat."

In the next second, a faint blue beam of light burst out from the palm of Ji Dong's palm, and the beam of light shot out like a laser, instantly blasting the flying evil spirits away.

"It's Leifa again!"