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"oops!"

Mao Shanming reacted quickly, took out an exorcism talisman from the treasure bag, and slapped the person facing it on the head.

With a bang, the golden light flashed, and the paper figurine Ah Fu flew out, and started to ignite spontaneously in mid-air.

"Amin, ahem, didn't you say it was a female ghost?"

The second uncle asked in bewilderment.

The person who spoke just now was obviously a man!

If it's a female ghost, it seems that the female ghost doesn't need to change her voice.

Mao Shanming also looked confused.

Yes, isn't it a female ghost!

How did you become a man?

Boom!

With a loud noise, the lid of Tao Wangde's coffin suddenly flew up and hit the Tao family's eldest wife and youngest son heavily.

The heavy coffin lid was smashed down again by a huge force, and the eldest lady and the youngest son suddenly became silent.

This sudden change scared the people in the mourning hall into chaos.

"Save people quickly, Zhu Dachang, hurry up!"

The second uncle ordered the staff of Zhizhapu to save people.

They specialize in the funeral industry. Although they have never seen a ghost, they often deal with the dead, and they are much more courageous than ordinary people.

Second Uncle and Mao Shanming are here again, there is nothing to be afraid of.

Zhu Dachang rushed forward with his men and removed the lid of the coffin.

The child below has a deformed head and is out of breath. The eldest lady is also breathing weakly, with blood on the corner of her mouth.

Several guys hurriedly carried the man out.

Immediately afterwards, the coffin shook for a while, and a charred black corpse flew out of the coffin.

"Tao Wangde, you have today too."

A woman's shrill voice sounded.

Everyone looked for the sound and was startled.

The third aunt of the Tao family seemed to be a different person, with a gloomy look on her body, and the evil makeup on her face looked weirdly good-looking!

With a stabbing sound, the filial piety clothes on the third aunt's body were torn and scattered, and a bright red cheongsam appeared.

"Hahaha!"

The woman smiled sharply, and with a wave of her hand, Tao Wangde's body was instantly torn apart, and a bloody scene appeared.

Although Tao Wangde was split like charcoal, inside he was still normal.

As soon as the body was torn apart, the contents inside spilled all over the floor, bloody internal organs, and a stench tangled in the nostrils.

At this moment, there was a barking sound of dogs outside, and then seven or eight big dogs rushed in.

These dogs jumped on these dirty things and started to eat them with big mouthfuls.

"You want to make Tao Wangde die without a whole body!"

Mao Shanming immediately understood.

According to legend, if a person cannot leave a whole body after death, he will be disabled in his next life.

What is missing!

Therefore, the things cut by the eunuchs in the palace will be preserved and kept in the palace, and they can be taken away after retirement.

Now that Tao Wangde's internal organs were eaten by dogs, he will still be alive in the next life.

These dogs seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit, gnawing on them regardless.

"Zhu Dachang, kill these dogs, quick!"

A group of people looked at those big dogs in embarrassment, good guy, standing upright is as tall as a person, who would dare to go up such a big dog!

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Chapter 217 Lin Yi is still on his way!

The wheels of the carriage grunted.

In the dark field, a carriage was driving at a steady speed, but the driver could not be seen.

You can see it if you get close.

A paper man the size of a palm is driving a car.

Ah Da held the rein, seemed very excited, and twisted his body from time to time.

Ah Er and Ah San also wanted to drive the car and stab Ah Da, but Ah Da ruthlessly refused.

The two paper figurines sat cross-legged bored, waiting for Ah Da to change his guard.

Uncle Jiu, Lin Yi, Tingting, Qingqing and Zhuzhu were sitting in the carriage.

Originally, Lin Yi and Uncle Nine were only going to bring Tingting and Qingqing, but Ren Zhuzhu was bored at home alone, so if he insisted on coming, they had to come together.

Uncle Jiu looked indifferent, his eyes moved from time to time on Ji Dong and the three girls, but he was thinking about one thing in his mind.

Tingting, Qingqing and Zhuzhu are lucky to meet A Yi.

Yesterday, Lin Yi comprehended the Sun Sutra on the roof.

Ren Tingting, Ren Qingqing, and Ren Zhuzhu hurried into the quiet room, telling Uncle Jiu that Lin Yi was on the roof, and they ignored them.

When Uncle Jiu heard this, he hurried out to check. Then he thought that Lin Yi was having an epiphany, so he told people not to disturb Lin Yi. He sat in the courtyard for a day, helping Lin Yi protect the law.

While protecting the Dharma, Uncle Jiu saw that the three women had entered the Tao.

This surprised Uncle Jiu.

In one night, these three girls have all entered Taoism!

Qingqing has been teaching for a few days, but he is still too early to enter Taoism.

Uncle Jiu asked them what was going on, but none of the three girls could explain.

It was Ren Tingting who said that Lin Yi helped her practice.

Immediately, Uncle Jiu thought of the common cultivation method among Taoist couples, yin and yang, mutual cultivation of life and soul!

Don't think too dirty, this is the most fundamental cultivation method of Taoism, not the kind of double cultivation that is made up in those weird novels.

If you realize the true nature, you will throw yourself back into the body; when you will also practice great medicine, you will become a real person with no omissions!

Xing refers to the inner Tao of a person, such as mind, thought, disposition, character, spirit, etc.; life refers to the external Tao of a person, such as body, life, energy, destiny, matter, etc.

The double cultivation of life and soul refers to the "cultivation of both spirit and form" and comprehensive cultivation of mind and body.

Life refers to human life, and sex refers to human spiritual consciousness, so for human beings, both aspects are indispensable, and human existence is actually the unity of life and nature.

Yin-Yang Jiaotai is the fellow practitioner between Taoist couples.

Those who have the essence of cultivating pure yang are said to keep the spirit and spirit, and refine the magic in the existence, the whole body becomes invisible, so they live without death, and they are gods in the sky.

Those who cultivate the qi of yin will completely abandon their soul and spirit, refine their existence out of nothing, let themselves be sedated and have a peaceful nature, so they will die as a ghost of yin and coolness.

Using the qi of one's own yin to replenish one's yin and exchange the essence of one's yang to generate one's own yin, the two sides have reached a perfect closed loop.

Promote the cultivation of the lives of both parties.

It's good for both parties, and a big one at that.

This is the only way to allow three ordinary people who have not entered the Tao to enter the Tao overnight.

This kind of thing can only be done between Taoist couples of the opposite sex, and between the same sex are the essence of cultivating yang, and if they practice together, the yin and yang should be out of balance.

The reason why the three girls are lucky is because I don't know how many people want this kind of opportunity but don't have it.

Look at Qiusheng Wencai, who has practiced with Uncle Jiu for so many years and has not found a sense of aura.

If Qiusheng hadn't practiced sword control with Lin Yi, he would still be just an ordinary person with good fists and feet.

"Sky Lingling, Earth Lingling!"

Suddenly, a loud singing came from a distant ramp.

Ren Zhuzhu opened the curtain of the carriage and looked curiously.

"The moon is dark and the wind is high!"

"It's late at night!"

There was a strange coffin-bearer procession on the ramp.

They stop at every step.

The leader is a savage.

Wild Taoists are Taoists who are outside the orthodox Taoism.

Because looking at Taoist robes, it doesn't look like Quanzhen, Longhu, Maoshan, Gezao and the like.

There is a woman behind the Taoist, with a sad face, holding a tablet in her hand, and there are umbrellas on both sides.

Behind the coffin is the coffin, and someone behind the coffin swept away everyone's footprints with willow branches.

"Sky Lingling! Earth Lingling!"

"Get in early and lead the way!"

"Go home!"

"Woo~"

"Go home!"

After shouting this sentence, the Taoist priest threw out a handful of paper money, as if he had completed some ceremony, and the procession became normal.

Ren Zhuzhu and Ren Qingqing recorded that they were looking at the team from the window of the carriage with curiosity.

"What's so interesting, isn't it just sending the dead back to their hometowns?"

Ren Tingting joked with a smile.

"No, I've never seen such a ceremony before."

Ren Zhuzhu sat back in her seat and looked at Ji Dong curiously.

"Brother-in-law, are they not afraid of encountering ghosts when they send the corpse back home so late?"

Ren Qingqing burst out laughing, and pushed Ren Zhuzhu, "You are stupid, there are Taoist priests here, who dares to make trouble."

Ji Dong also took a look outside, and was stunned by this look.

"Strange, the person in this coffin is not dead!"

"Ah! Not dead!"

The three daughters of Ren Qingqing exclaimed, and squeezed together to the window of the carriage, looking out scramblingly.

But in the dark night, and the distance is far away, only the figures in this team can be seen vaguely, and nothing else can be seen.

"Sir, how did you know that the person in the coffin is not dead?"

"Yeah, how can you lie in a coffin if you're not dead?"

"Brother, you read wrong."

Ji Dong shrugged, "There is no dead air in the coffin, but full of vitality. How could it be a dead person?"

After the foundation building period, Ji Dong and Uncle Jiu could see the world differently from what ordinary people see.

Ordinary people see mountains as mountains, but Lin Yi and Uncle Jiu see mountains no longer as mountains, but as spirit.

Everything has qi, and this world is also made up of qi, so they can tell at a glance whether people are living or dying.

This peculiar ability also has an exclusive name, which is the technique of gazing.