Journey to the West: Funeral Mission to the West

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Sun Wukong and others collectively rubbed their brows, and said in their hearts: "I pretended to be forceful before, but now it's all gone..."

In order to prevent Tang Sanbu from continuing to embarrass himself, Monkey King hurried over and said, "Master, it must be enough. Let's go, let's find a place to buy a brothel."

When Tang Sanzan heard it, he immediately laughed happily: "That's right, Xiaobai, let's go!"

The white dragon horse spread its legs and galloped away...

When Tang Sanzan and others walked away, the Marquis of Fengxian County came back to his senses, and then slapped himself hard and said: "He saved the entire Fengxian County, you don't care if he is a monk or a Taoist. What is it? He is a benefactor after all!"

Thinking of this, the Junhou knelt down and kowtowed, shouting: "Holy Monk, I have nothing to repay you, but I can only set up a statue for you and offer incense day and night!"

The people of Fengxian County also shouted in unison...

Not long after, a 49-meter-high statue of Tang Sanbuying God was really erected in Fengxian County, and the family motto of all the people is that you don't have to eat, and the incense can't be broken...

But this is all for later.

At this moment, Tang Sanzan didn't care about god statues or not, he just wanted to find a place to buy a brothel for fun.

They rushed out without knowing how far, three days later, a big city appeared in front of their eyes.

The city gate is far away, and there are a few large characters written on it: Yuhua City!

At that moment, not only did Tang Sanzan's head light up, but his eyeballs also lit up, and he galloped away.

At this moment, at the gate of Yuhua City, two soldiers were dozing off when they suddenly heard the sound of galloping horses' hooves.

Immediately, the two became much more energetic. When they looked up, they saw a shiny head and bright eyes, and He Rang, a white horse, was galloping all the way.

The two quickly crossed their weapons, before they had time to ask anything...

The white horse abruptly stopped in front of the two of them, and then his vision blurred. The bald man grabbed one of them by the collar and slammed them against the city wall.

The other one was so scared that he hadn't had time to shout about enemy attack...

Just listening to the bald man, he asked excitedly: "Is there a brothel in the city?"

At that moment, the two soldiers were dumbfounded. The monk asked about the brothel?

This Nima...

Has the world changed?

But looking at the fierce eyes of the monk in front of him, the soldier still shook his head subconsciously and said: "Yuhua City is a big Buddhist city, and brothels are not allowed to exist in places that oppress women."

The soldier almost watched the bald man's eyes change from bright to dull, then put him down with a look of disappointment, turned around and jumped on the white horse, and said with a look of disgust: "In such a big city, even a brothel is too big for you!" No, bad review! Go, change place!"

Then he rode away on the white horse...

Come fast, go faster.

The two soldiers looked at each other and asked in unison: "Just now, I seem to have a dream, the monk wants to go to the brothel..."

……

On the top of the city gate, a burly figure looked at the bald man on a white horse, and heaved a long sigh of relief: "Phew... let's go, let's go..."

Then he turned around and hurried back to report the letter.

"Old Ancestor, the fake Tang Monk you mentioned has left." The burly man returned to the cave to report.

Inside the cave, a voice came out: "Let's go, let's go..."

Chapter 179 Master Tan

The burly man hesitated to speak...

A voice from inside the cave sounded: "Yellow Lion, if you want to ask, just ask."

The yellow lion said strangely: "Ancestor, with your ability, are you still afraid of that bald man who doesn't look very smart and is looking for brothels everywhere?"

A long sigh came from inside the cave: "I'm afraid, of course I'm afraid! The bald man in your mouth, even the Jade Emperor would avoid him, the Buddha would not dare to see him, and my Tianzun would not want to provoke him. Why should I provoke him?"

The yellow lion is dumb...

Jiuling Yuansheng continued: "Okay, he is gone, you can go back. Just wait for that golden cicada to come, you are looking for a reason, to make trouble for him, and to solve his difficulties, it can be regarded as a consummation of merit and virtue gone."

The Yellow Lion Monster saluted respectfully: "Yes, Patriarch!"

The yellow lion turned around and left the Jiuqu Panhuan Cave in Zhujie Mountain. He thought, it would be boring to go back to the cave at this time, so he might as well go to Yuhua City for a walk.

Yuhua City is celebrating the festival today, and it is very lively, so he can just join in the fun.

……

At the same time, the bald man who was leaving suddenly stopped, looked up at the sky and said, "Xiaobai, do you think those two gatekeepers will lie to me?"

White Dragon Horse: "Uh..."

"In such a big city, would there be no brothels? This is unreasonable!" Tang Sanzan continued.

White Dragon Horse: "Uh..."

Tang Sanbu said: "I suspect that someone deliberately lied to me and wouldn't let me enter the city!"

White Dragon Horse: "Uh..."

Tang San said: "You think so too?"

White Dragon Horse: "I..."

"Okay, don't say anything else, since you strongly demand that I go back and find out, then I should go back as a teacher.

If there is a brothel, I will match you with two mares, and let's celebrate together.

If there is no brothel, you can come up with bad ideas, sneak away from your master, and beat you up, isn't it a loss?

Okay, stop talking, you are waiting for Wukong and the others here, I quietly entered the city! "

After speaking, Tang Sanbu got off his horse and ran towards Yuhua City.

Bai Longma stood where he was, wailing: "Heaven and earth conscience, I didn't say anything, why did I take the blame!"

Tang Sanzan directly found an empty corner, jumped lightly, jumped over the [-]-meter-high city wall, and fell into Yuhua City.

As soon as he landed, Tang Sanzan found that the streets were bustling with people, vendors were crowds, and lights were festooned...

Some people are hanging colorful streamers, some people are cheering on the lamps, some children are shuttling among the crowd...