WebNovel Chapter 880 The Perfect First Transaction!
Chapter 880 The Perfect First Transaction!
Lynn (??w??) raised his monocle and said: "When... of course there must be nothing left, in order to be able to release the curse for free, of course all must be handed over to you, then use The method just now, how much you can get depends on your hard work, my hard-working little eyes."
And it was just after he finished speaking.
The little eyed girl nodded, curiously testing it out.
grumbling-
(indescribable voice)
Lynn grasped the chair in an instant, gasped and raised his head.
hiss--
This... it started so soon!
She really deserves to be a small-eyed dick!
Although stiff and young, this kind of professionalism is really worth studying hard for everyone!Especially the lazy Zuo Zuo, who doesn't work well every time even if he is coaxed constantly. The same is Luo, the gap is really too big!
stinging stinging——
There is no other way!
take it!Take it all!Just absorb all my most precious nutrients into your body!This is the greatest reward for hardworking children!
(indescribable voice)
【Ding!Your moral persistence decreases, your happiness value increases, and your proficiency +1]
【Ding!Your moral persistence decreases, your happiness value increases, and your proficiency +1]
……
……
Accompanied by the system prompts constantly ringing in my ears.
In the end, I don't know how long it took.
【Ding!Your energy has been reduced to "0" and you have obtained a special abnormal debuff: kidney overdraft]
With the end of the last system prompt, Lynn had already slumped on the chair, his mind was buzzing with disappointment, and he lit a cigarette for himself as if he had been useless—he could no longer do so. Any trace of strength left.
already……
There is nothing left...
He has already been squeezed dry by Xiao Yanluo and turned into an empty waste!
And Xiao Yanluo, who had been working for a long time, also climbed up, touching and using her hands, because "all" was said in the transaction, so of course, nothing can be left to him, and all must be done conscientiously. You have to get it.
After finishing, he vigorously shook the long tentacles on his head, and paused in a daze.
He opened his mouth tentatively.
Feeling a bit difficult.
Throats are a little stiff.
She shook her head, still staring at Lin En rustlingly:
"[The deal has been concluded, do you need to release the curse immediately?]"
Lin En said with satisfaction, "Let's let it go! You can let it go whatever you want!"
That is, after speaking.
She climbed up and turned her head, and her dark, ghost-like eyes aimed at the chair that Lynn had designated as the target before, and there were bursts of noisy screams like evil spirits in her eyes, staring as black as an abyss.
hum-
Huge power fluctuations swept around.
The chair was immediately entangled and surrounded by pitch-black silk threads, and was cursed with "[-]% misses".
【Ding!You have successfully released a curse (without backlash and side effects), and the magic effect is over. 】
Accompanied by the system prompt from the ear.
The little eye turned to look at him, then grabbed his skirt with both hands and feet, crawled up his chest, and crawled onto his face just like when it appeared just now , aimed at his empty right eye socket.
“[The transaction has been concluded, looking forward to the next cooperation]”
Immediately, the octopus-like tentacles on its head wriggled and began to shrink, and then closed its small eyes, wanting to get in.
boom--
The small forehead hit Lynn's eye socket, but the body did not turn into an eyeball and went in.
Then she froze there in a daze.
Because something is not quite right...
boom--
boom--
She tried a few more times.
But still no use.
It's as if some kind of unsolvable bug got stuck, with a small body, there is no way to shrink into an eyeball, so it can only do meaningless and useless work.
And Lynn's ears kept sending system prompts.
【Ding!Your "curse pupil" is trying to change its own form, but the change fails - the level of imitation is higher than the transformation of the target's own form, and cannot be changed. 】
【Ding!Your "curse pupil" is trying to change its own form, but the change fails - the level of imitation is higher than the transformation of the target's own form, and cannot be changed. 】
But it's obviously like not believing in evil.
Obviously, it is the spirit of perseverance and hard work.
After trying a few times, the little eyeball began to grab Lynn's head (〃＞皮＜), forcefully hit Lynn's eye sockets with his small forehead, persistently Want to creep in, after all, that's where it stays.
"Don't hit it! Don't hit it! You can't get in like this!! It's all right!"
Lynn was hit almost with a concussion.
It's like being tapped by a woodpecker.
Can't get in!
No matter how you think about it, you can't get in!
Such a small eyeball has such unremitting perseverance, which is beyond his expectation!
Lin En could only endure the weakness caused by kidney overdraft, grabbed the tentacles on her head and pulled her off her face, stared at her small cheeks, and said seriously:
"You can't get in like this! As you can see, you are not the big-eyed person you were before. If you think about it, you will know that you can't get in!"
That small eye was held vacantly by Lynn.
Obviously didn't understand what was going on.
After all, she is just an eyeball.
Although it is indeed activated by the dice of fate, apart from trading, it is obviously very lacking in self-awareness-after all, there is no brain.
Looking at his appearance, Lynn thought for a while and said:
"Do you really want to go in?"
The little eye nodded mechanically, hollowly.
miss you.
Lin En thought about it and said: "It's not impossible to get in... After all, we had a happy transaction, and we can be regarded as partners to some extent. In fact, I can help you with this..."
【Ding!You are badly inducing and deceiving the target, your morality -1]
【Ding!You are badly inducing and deceiving the target, your morality -1]
Lynn raised a finger seriously and said:
"Look at this, I also came up with it suddenly, I will help you change back to the original shape first, and then you will change back to my big eyeballs, so maybe you can go in! What do you think?"
The frequency of that little eyed radish nodding up and down was much faster.
Obviously a big thumbs up for that.
But Lin En showed a troubled expression on his face, frowning and thinking: "It's okay to help you, but you have also seen that I have no strength after being traded by you, so how about this... ..."
Lynn blinked, and in an extremely sincere and sincere tone, proposed a condition acceptable to both parties.
"What do you think of the two of us making another deal and I'll send you in?"
The small eyes froze.
And Zuo Zuo on the other side is already 0ДQ and can't say a word. If the behavior just now can barely be explained by "the consumption is the least, so we can only trade in this way", then this is already too fruitless. You have deceived me in a disguised way!
he……
He still wants to whore for nothing! !
The small eye that was carried away said emptyly:
"[What deal?]"
Lin En adjusted his monocle, blinked solemnly and said, "You tell uncle quietly, what kind of effect will be triggered when your dice rolls other numbers? You can tell uncle alone, Then uncle will stuff it in for you, what do you think?"
"..."
The little eyed girl shook its head, obviously already vaguely sensed something was wrong, flicked its tentacles, stared at him and said:
"【don't want!】"
Obviously, the deal didn't go her way.
But Lin En was not surprised, and immediately showed a kind smile on his face, and said: "Then what do you think, if you tell uncle quietly this time, the next time you make a deal with uncle, uncle I will prepare half a catty more for you, so that you will be full, but uncle has spent a lot of money, don't you think about it?"
Zuo Zuo already uttered a single sentence in vain.
She originally thought that she knew enough about the lower limit of her own brain, but now she realizes...
He has no lower limit at all!
That little eye was just staring at him this time, but it didn't refuse as decisively as before.
Lynn knows.
There is a play.
Immediately, his eyes became serious and focused, and he slowly raised a finger in front of her, saying:
"Look at this, all the conditions just now are valid. On top of the foundation just now, uncle will let you suck half a catty of blood! As the so-called essence and blood, if you have essence but no blood, it will not be easy to digest Right? What do you think?"